Why I Loved the Clunky, Chaos-Filled PlayStation Port of Theme Hospital

Patients are reminded not to die in the corridors

Utter insanity. There’s the potential for things to get out of hand.

“Doctor, attend in psychiatry please.”

If you just read that in a nasally, slightly bored British accent, congratulations. You are my people. And if you heard it while frantically trying to navigate a cursor with a D-pad while a man dressed as Elvis vomited in your corridor, then you are…